Yes. Yes I did.

I was just exploring my ‘crafty’ side. Thought I would start by making a tutu for my teacup Chihuahua {L}ulu.

I feel it happening…

I am slowly going to the bad place…

I kinda like it.

And it's only March!

Oh Mia!

What am I going to do with you??

Mia's Christmas List as of March 2nd, 2011...

1. Her polka-dot blankie she lost over a year ago (that I tried desperately to find, but never could)

2. $30,000 to buy a 'Big Dado Truck' (in Mia language: An RV). Random....

3. A sister (she would have no problem trading in her baby brother for one).

4. Another teacup Chihuahua (one is just NOT enough.)

5. A Unicorn (I don't have the heart to tell her they don't exist. I keep thinking she'll figure that one out on her own..?!)

6. A giant blue teddy bear

7. Justin Bieber. Yeah. She would actually like the REAL Justin Bieber. She's got the fever baaaaaad.

Ummm...So that's it as of today. I will continue to update you as the year goes on. Until then, pray for me:)

{B}ubba-Looooooooooooo............

{T}oo School for {C}ool

People who don't like mayonnaise make me nervous. I mean, what is there NOT to like about mayonnaise?

I'm just sayin'.

It's weird.

{C}all me up if you're a {G}angsta'

I go to bed every night just hoping and praying I have not screwed up my children. That they won’t remember me walking around in my underwear, black circles under my eyes from lack of sleep (thank you Bubba-Loo!), you don’t want to even know about the hair and the sexy retainers I sleep in. Oh! and the occasional ‘toot’ that just happens to slip out every once and a while. (Don’t worry, they don’t smell or anything…that would be gross.)

What can I say? Nobody’s perfect. (Except Mr. Darcy. I love you. Call me.)

But I so badly want to be the ‘bomb’ in my children’s eyes.

I keep hoping they will black it out. Ya know. Like when something really traumatizing happens to someone. They black it out. Right? Right?????

This is what I secretly wish from my children. That they only remember the good stuff.

Like when I took Mia to see the JUSTIN BIEBER movie and screamed ‘I love you Justin!!’ at the screen (Yeah, I’m the COOL mom). Or when I blow kisses to Max as I drop him off at school (he doesn’t do it back, but I know he LOVES it). And Vanner. Well, let’s just hope that he doesn’t remember all the horrible things I say about other drivers on the road. I mean, he’s only two right? He can’t even understand what I’m saying…or can he? Hmmm…

Please, oh PLEASE! Let me not scar my children for life.

I think by buying them a puppy all will be forgiven.

Yes. I am awesome.

{B}ubba-Loooooooooooooooo