Mountains

"You're off to Great Places! 

Today is your day! 

Your mountain is waiting,

So... get on your way!"

-Dr. Seuss

I'm a slacker...And I know it

Me.

I'm a slacker.

Not this lovely girl you see below. 

She's amazeballs.

Jetting off to college soon.

New adventures ahead.

Her chapters yet to be written.

Me.

Now I'm just jealous.

{G}rad-jum-ication

Oh! The place you’ll go!....

{C}all me up if you're a {G}angsta'

I go to bed every night just hoping and praying I have not screwed up my children. That they won’t remember me walking around in my underwear, black circles under my eyes from lack of sleep (thank you Bubba-Loo!), you don’t want to even know about the hair and the sexy retainers I sleep in. Oh! and the occasional ‘toot’ that just happens to slip out every once and a while. (Don’t worry, they don’t smell or anything…that would be gross.)

What can I say? Nobody’s perfect. (Except Mr. Darcy. I love you. Call me.)

But I so badly want to be the ‘bomb’ in my children’s eyes.

I keep hoping they will black it out. Ya know. Like when something really traumatizing happens to someone. They black it out. Right? Right?????

This is what I secretly wish from my children. That they only remember the good stuff.

Like when I took Mia to see the JUSTIN BIEBER movie and screamed ‘I love you Justin!!’ at the screen (Yeah, I’m the COOL mom). Or when I blow kisses to Max as I drop him off at school (he doesn’t do it back, but I know he LOVES it). And Vanner. Well, let’s just hope that he doesn’t remember all the horrible things I say about other drivers on the road. I mean, he’s only two right? He can’t even understand what I’m saying…or can he? Hmmm…

Please, oh PLEASE! Let me not scar my children for life.

I think by buying them a puppy all will be forgiven.

Yes. I am awesome.

{B}ubba-Loooooooooooooooo

I just love me some Zzzzzzzz's

It's been nothing but all nighters these past few months.

It's hard core.

I'm hard core.

When I got the call to take pics for the {Z} Family I thought...Finally! I'm gonna get some Zzzzzzz's.

Bubba-Loooooooooo...........

All up in your GRILL!

Restoration Hardware meets Surf Shop.

That's the feel you get when you walk into Dr. Hulse's Orthodontics office. Not to mention how freaking rad the staff is that works there. "How?" you say "do I know so much about Dr. Hulse and how awesome he is?". Well, let's just say that I endured almost a year in braces put on by the good ol' doc (did I mention I was preggo at the time? Yeah, I was feeling pretty super about myself!). But now I have this STUNNINGLY BEAUTIFUL (I never said I was modest) smile thanks to the mad skillz of Dr. H.

You will seriously not find a better or more HARD WORKING doc than Dr. H. He seriously is da man.

Basically it comes down to this. I would never recommend or put something on my blog that I didn't truly believe was the real deal. If my opinion means anything, go to Hulse Orthodontics if you're considering braces. I promise you will LOVE your experience, and the RESULTS!!

ps- This is not a paid advertisement (although I think I'm owed dinner or something for taking all these pics) but I did this because I wanted to share this mans talent with YOU!

THE END.